to the wonderful world of Sympathy For The Record Industry (well
okay maybe not that wonderful). Welcome to the semi-wonderful world
of Sympathy For The Record Industry (well maybe that's still a bit
too much). Okay, how's this?
Hey, all you moronic fudge-packers and disease-ridden sex kittens!
(Great , now you'll think we're from Seattle). Well, WHATEVER, you've
stumbled across the most, unfocused, egotistical, web site for the
most worthless and self-serving record label since Paisley Park.
Yes kids, it's the one and (thank God) only Sympathy For The Record
Industry. The word is out that the guy who runs the label (the self-proclaimed
Anti-Mogul) is an overgrown trust fund brat. We understand he owns
several slaughter houses and he is also rumored to be involved in
the creation and distribution of pornography. He is also a loud-mouthed,
close-minded and arrogant tyrant who has been officially pronounced
legally braindead in three different time zones.
Anyway, it appears that the label is really nothing but a pathetic
front for untold illicit and illegal operations. So then, welcome
to the nightmare world of Sympathy For The Record Industry, the
only place in all of indieland where you'll find a knife in your
back simply for uttering the term alternative.
Well, that will have to do as an introduction for now later when this
mail order crap takes off running like a stripper in a leper colony
we can get some hot-shit writer to dream up some devastatingly cool,
and ultra-hip propaganda that'll make your head spin and have you
vomiting guacamole. Okay kids, so here we are; we got the records
and you got your fat momma's big-ass chequebook. The logistics are
that you desperately need a bunch of Sympathy records to increase
your cool quotient among your useless friends and we need some mail
order action to keep up this facade we've created posing as an incredibly
pretentious but borderline happening record label. Now, we know there's
lots of records out there and we know you can only weasel so much
dough outta your mom but wouldn't you rather be supporting a label
fronting such important enterprises as the calculated murder and sales
of animals for human consumption and everyones life's blood, pornography?
We thought so.
while we are aware that some of the other small labels pretend to
put their heart and soul into the records they peddle, we're being
totally upfront which should help us here at the Sympathetic Nerve
Center to gain your trust (no matter how misguided) and get you to
support our cause of bringing western civilization and possibly the
whole stinking world to it's proverbial knees. We hope you'll understand
that just because we're in the slaughter and sex for sale game it
doesn't mean that we don't know about good music. The fact is we know
alot about it and our massive and, need I say, impressive catalog
proves it in hearts and spades. So, take a good long look at it (we
said a long look) and tell us there's a cooler entity out there than
Sympathy For The Record Industry.
SYMPATHY FOR THE RECORD INDUSTRY
"a name you can pronounce since 1988"
Greatest Trick The Devil Ever Pulled
Was Convincing The World That He Didn't Exist"
- Keyser Soze
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The music business is a cruel
and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps
run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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