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September 2000 Dee Tention
Dee Tention
Real Name:  Nicolyn
Age:  24
Hometown:  Portland, OR
Height:  6'0"
Weight:  175
Measurements:  38-24-44
Occupation:  Owner, purveyor as well as performer in the Gun St. Girls Burlesque Troupe where I am known as Bella Beretta.
Currently enticing men in what City?:  Seattle...Jet City, baby!
Favourite Power Tool:  Nail Gun
Pets:  My pretty kitties Lulamae, Henry Lee and Bunny Pie.
Turn Ons:  Swagger, dirty hands, smelling like motor oil, staying up all night, being called "Baby Doll," midnight bowling, cowboy boots, climbing fences, a fella who can kiss for hours, someone who know's more quotes from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" than me but most of all big vocabularies and bookshelves that can hold Proust, Calvin and Hobbes, Menken and Miller all at the same time.
Turn Offs:  Too much swearing, all talk.... no walk, highbrow behavior...wine tastings...films instead of movies, being called a "big gal."
Favourite Saying/Cliche:  "Success has not spoiled me, I've always been insufferable" and "I aim to please..... but shoot to kill"
Favourite Group:  For me it's favourite musician...the one..the only...Tom Waits.
Favourite Movie:  "The Philadelphia Story" or "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof."
Favourite TV Show:  
Favourite Cartoon:  Bugs and the Big Red Monster... "an interesting monster must have an interesting hair do."
Favourite Comic Book/Fanzine:  After my magazine Tart-the official guide of the double barrel bombshell, definitely Girlyhead.
Favourite Candy:  Smarties... 'cause I'm smart.
Favourite Cocktail:  A Bella Beretta Martini... vodka, tart apple schnapps and a touch of sour served with a cherry (It's a little tart that will kick your ass) at the Cocodrie in San Francisco.
Last Meal before execution:  NY steak rare... or a Totinos pizza... Can't decide.
What it means to be a Sympathy Sweetheart:  It fills me with joy...my cups..< ahem > my cup runneth over.
Who I would like to meet(Dead or Alive):  Miss Gypsy Rose Lee the divine Goddess and inspiration for everything I do.
Ultimate Dream:  To be able to say when I'm 90, "I've done it all" and really mean it... To be Auntie Mame of the 21st century.



 
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