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July 2000 Starr Spangle
Starr Spangle
Real Name:  Kelly
Age:  Slightly
Hometown:  Lafayette, LA
Height:  5'8" (in Platforms!)
Weight:  10-15 minutes
Measurements:  36-26-36
Occupation:  Burlesque Producer & Performer, Cigarette Girl, Mud Wrestler, Percussionist, Nude Sketch Model, Starlet...& I'm available for children's parties.
Currently enticing men in what City?:  Memphis, TN
Favourite Power Tool:  Jackhammer
Pets:  Kitties: Frances, Peter Pan and Pearl (Seven Dollars)
Turn Ons:  Sparkly Things, Playing Dress-Up, Dessert.
Turn Offs:  Balancing my checkbook, Excessive ear hair, Bad servers.
Favourite Saying/Cliche:  "I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." (Mae West)
Favourite Group:  Sugarpush
Favourite Movie:  Superstarlet A.D.
Favourite TV Show:  Cops
Favourite Cartoon:  Powerpuff Girls & Johnny Bravo
Favourite Comic Book/Fanzine:  Murder Can Be Fun
Favourite Candy:  Sweethearts
Favourite Cocktail:  The Penetrator
Last Meal before execution:  Hot Dogs, Apple Pie & PBR.
What it means to be a Sympathy Sweetheart:  For me, it meant being spotted by the Memphis Fire Department in the street in front of Raiford's wearing silver pasties and white go-go boots.
Who I would like to meet(Dead or Alive):  Evel Knievel
Ultimate Dream:  A world in which I never have to pay for anything!!!



 
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