| Currently enticing men in what City?: Seattle, WA |
| Favourite Power Tool: I prefer the archaic hatchet to any power tool. |
| Pets: Frank |
| Turn Ons: Soup, large pajamas, sleeping.. |
| Turn Offs: Cigars, cologne, women who piss on the toilet seat. |
| Favourite Saying/Cliche: "Beaver Power" |
| Favourite Group: Flat Duo Jets |
| Favourite Movie: "Lost Highway", "Paris, Texas" and "Betty Blue" |
| Favourite TV Show: "Twin Peaks" |
| Favourite Cartoon: Bugs Bunny |
| Favourite Comic Book/Fanzine: It would be a tie between "Wigout" and Meatcake." |
| Favourite Candy: Cadbury's Flake Bars from England. |
| Favourite Cocktail: Maker's on the rocks. |
| Last Meal before execution: Chicken fried chicken |
| What it means to be a Sympathy Sweetheart: Leg and armpit shaving. |
| Who I would like to meet(Dead or Alive): Nick Lowe, Roger Miller and Bessie Griffin. |
| Ultimate Dream: To come back in the next life as a set of bagpipes. |
